i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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