my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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