There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
