Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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