yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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