dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
