We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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