She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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