Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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