And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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