i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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