love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
