He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sarcasm needs its own font
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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