As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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