i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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