He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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