I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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