Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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