Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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