do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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