Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
