we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
