Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
thus making me awesome and them whores
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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