I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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