Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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