I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
