dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So vagazzling was a success
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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