I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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