No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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