When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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