walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i think i just lost a toe
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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