I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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