i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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