i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
