You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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