I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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