that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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