That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
