u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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