All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I could fuck to npr.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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