You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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