when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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