She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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