does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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