Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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