I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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