Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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