Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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