Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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