i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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